Act IV Performance Cancelled due to freaky weather and no access to a computer in my car

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)


Wow. Weird weather here in Lubb-yuck. One day the high is 40 and the next day it's sunny and 78. I did it though...I unpacked some of my winter clothes the other day! I also have spent more time in my car or away from home this week than ever!!

Lots happen this week...

LHS didn't make it to the area marching contest...kinda sad. The kids were super bummed but my girls had nothing to be sad about. The did super good and made me proud. So ends my career as a colorguard director. I think it's kind of silly to say that at 26 (almost 27...ekkk) I am retiring as something. It all started in 1996 and it's ending 12 years later in 2008. I made a good run at it and had fun. I'm glad I get to go out where I was. I was appreciated and loved going to work.

I finally got my wedding ring back today!!! It look super good and didn't end up costing me my left leg, just a small chunk of hair. I apparently knocked it somewhere, somehow and bent the head that holds my diamond. The jeweler called me Friday and said it was not going to be saved and they had to order a new head for it. He ordered me an industrial one that I cannot bend. My ring looks brand new and very different and I love it. But somehow my wish that the diamond got bigger didn't come true....oh well.

Mom's birthday was Friday. I didn't get to see her because of a football game but Saturday Jenny, her and I went to Hobbs to have some fun! I played on 10 bucks for about 2 hours and then decided to try a game I had not played before and went up to 30 bucks and down to zero in about 2 minutes. We had a blast! Within 15 minutes of us being there, Jenny was trying to show me something on the screen and accidentally hit the max bet button and lost 20 bucks in one shot. She was upset and didn't play for a while. At about 9:00 Texas time, we decided to head home; we were all starving. After driving Hobbs for about 20 minutes looking for something that sounded good, jenny said....why didn't we eat the casino buffet, with our gold club member cards, we get 3 dollars off!! Great idea and back to the casino we went! After prime rib and all the fixings...that 20 dollars I was going to come home with was spent. We had a blast and giggled all the way home! I love my mom and sister and love our little secret excursions we often take.

My birthday is coming up!! Super exciting. Lori is going to be here this week for her pre-birthday celebration! It's going to be a blast. I was driving to the mall to get my ring and discovered what I want for my birthday!! I am the only person on earth with out some sort of music playing device for my car... I need an Ipod!! Let's hope Adam reads this!!!

Gotta shower so I can go play some poker tonight...do you think I have a gambling problem???

L8r Jess


I have to add this to this post. Amy Poehler did a great Sarah Palin rap on SNL this weekend and for those of you who missed it...here it is. (In no way does this post or any comments there in reflect the views or support of the original poster....GO 'bama!)

SNL - Amy Poehler’s Sarah Palin Rap Lyrics
Weekend Update
one two three
my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me


how’s it go eskimo
(eskimos)
tell me what you know eskimo
(eskimos)
how you feel eskimo
(ice cold)
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo

(super cold)
i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’obama.
(ayers)
obama
(ayers)

i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
(ohhh)

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin of the media elite
(she likes red meat)
shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week
[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo i’m palin, i’m out...

Act VIII

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


Has anyone ever read the poem 'Jabberwocky' by Lewis Carroll? I want to know what he was on and I want some! If you have not here's a sample.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird,
and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back."

Lewis Carroll was noted in this piece for making up words. I recently wrote a paper titled "Spiffy Neat-o: The Art of Coining Words" and stumbled up on this wonderful piece of work! If you ever have free time, google 'new words' and click on some of the sites to see new words that have been added to dictionaries recently. Some are ringtone, ginornous, soduko, crunk and DVR. Pretty interesting to me! Also in my research I stumbled upon http://www.urbandictionary.com/ a hilarious site with slang and other fun words.

I have decided that I am going to become rich before I turn 30. I am going to start writing a children's book this winter during my time off from school. I think I have an illustrator lined up and now I just need a really good idea. I am going to start with a k-2 book with simple sentences but I need a more grand idea to start writing my series of young adult novels. I'm brainstorming, let me know if you have any great ideas for topics. I want something totally original and never done before.

SPOILER ALERT!!!

I am so super excited that Neal E. Boyd won America's Got Talent. He's so great and I can't wait to buy his first cd!

Also, anyone else watching Survivor: Gabon? I'm already hooked and am playing Fantasy Survivor while all my friends are playing Fantasy Football.

I have to tell about something that happen with my computer the other days.... On Thursday, my computer's CD-Rom drive quit working. I spend about an hour online chatting with a technictian to fiqure out the problem. Finally got it fixed. The VERY NEXT DAY....my AC Charger quit charging my computer. I spend 2 hours trying to get the not american english speaking hp people to understand that I live on 9th street. Try anunciating it enough to say over the phone and them imagine you are saying it to someone who does not understand english. It was an ordea. Needless to say, I drove to the FedEx place today to get my new adapter.

Wow, I am a typing machine tonight so I am going to go.

Deuces Brah

J