Intermission

One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.

Rabbi Harold Kushner


Jesus, when will this day come! I've been sick for too long. Ever year, I have bad allergies, thanks mom and dad for that!

My body is so drained from the busy schedule I keep that I can't get well until I have time to rest. Adam's parents are coming in over the Labor Day weekend and I'm looking forward to spending relaxing time with them and getting some rest.

I started my last semester in a classroom (as a student) last night. This semester I am going Monday, Tuesday and Thursday plus an online class (shirt load of work!!!). I'm excited! My monday night class only meets 6 times!! I'll be done by the end of September with one class! It's the one that has you write a resume, conduct interviews and do end of degree testing! MAPPS test?? who knows! I will take practice PPR tests and content area tests so, wish me luck! I get to sign up for graduation in October so, put it on your calendars, Jessica's actually gonna graduate in June of '09!! The class I have tonight is not going to be fun. I'm taking that one english teacher no one wants to take because she's old and slow. We will be there until 10:00, I'm sure. Every time I see her walking down the hallway, she has two giant paper bags full of paper. We all say that she kills 2 trees a day with her paper passing out OCD. We'll see, I'll be sure to bitch about it if I do have to stay til 10 on the 1st night of class.

Debt: sucks....
Being broke: sucks more....

Here are some of my solutions to this problem:

-Turn tricks on my street corner (Illegal, I think)
-Pimp Abbey out
-Sell all our stuff on Craigs List (kidding)
-Call the Dr. Phil show
-Sell my gall bladder on the black marker in India
-Call the President
-Sell Ringo
-Walk to work to save on gas (yeah right I'd have to leave at like 3 in the morning)
-Call China for a loan
-Join an online support group
-Start one of those chain letters saying that you send a dollar to everyone on the list and your name is added to the next list and people send you money (yeah!)
-Move to Mexico (everything's cheeper in Mexico and we'd be closer to Adam's parents!!)
-Continue going to class and finish this freaking degree, graduate and make real Adult Money!! (That's the one)!

Going to class. Holla at ya boy!

J.